NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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