um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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