i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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