we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
