I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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