Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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