Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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