worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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