That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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