38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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