drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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