Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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