haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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