For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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