I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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