But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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