I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Two words: blizzard sex
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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