the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
they're like a gay fantastic four
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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