There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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