Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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