Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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