Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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