do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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