But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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