ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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