there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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