if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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