her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Houston, we have a blender
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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