My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
