i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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