there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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