...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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