jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It was confusing and full of hummus
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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