He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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