I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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