You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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