You smell like a Billy Joel song
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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