TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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