I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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