She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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