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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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