TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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