It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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