She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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