Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He called his prostate his "boner button".
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
