Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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