Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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