There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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