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I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You ruined the universe
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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