umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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